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Andy Borowitz | Bezos Says That When Pee Tape Is Released It Will Be Free for All Amazon Prime Members 
Jeffrey P. Bezos, founder of Blue Origin, inspects New Shepard's West Texas launch facility before the rocket's maiden voyage. (photo: Blue Origin)
Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker
Borowitz writes: "Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, announced on Tuesday that when the purported 'pee tape' becomes available it will be offered free to all Amazon Prime members."
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Dr. Ronny Jackson. (photo: AP)
Dr. Ronny Jackson. (photo: AP)

Trump's Favorite Doctor's Confirmation Put on Hold as Disturbing Allegations Swirl
David Uberti, Splinter
Uberti writes: "Dr. Ronny Jackson put on a hell of a show when he briefed journalists on President Donald Trump's health in January - so much so that he reportedly got major props from the big man of sound mind and good genes in the Oval Office."
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Cecile Richards. (photo: Getty Images)
Cecile Richards. (photo: Getty Images)

Cecile Richards: What You Learn From a Life Surrounded by Troublemaking, Kickass Women
Lornet Turnbull, YES! Magazine
Turnbull writes: "The best and worst part about being a professional troublemaker is that the trouble never ends, Cecile Richards writes in her new memoir, Make Trouble."
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Diante Yarber. (photo: Brittany Chandler)
Diante Yarber. (photo: Brittany Chandler)

California Cop Who Shot and Killed Diante Yarber Was Previously Charged With Hate Crime, Lawyers Say
Breanna Edwards, The Root
Edwards writes: "A Barstow, Calif., police officer accused of being involved in the fatal shooting of driver Diante Yarber, a young father of three, was convicted of a hate crime back in 2010 but was somehow allowed to return to the police force, attorneys representing Yarber's family and his passengers say."
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A portrait of 16-year-old Mexican youth Jose Antonio Elena Rodriguez, who was shot and killed in Nogales, Sonora, Mexico, is displayed on the Nogales street where he was killed that runs parallel with the U.S. border. (photo: Anita Snow/AP)
A portrait of 16-year-old Mexican youth Jose Antonio Elena Rodriguez, who was shot and killed in Nogales, Sonora, Mexico, is displayed on the Nogales street where he was killed that runs parallel with the U.S. border. (photo: Anita Snow/AP)

Border Patrol Agent Acquitted in 2012 Fatal Shooting of Mexican Teen
Scott Neuman, NPR
Neuman writes: "Jurors in Arizona found U.S. Border Patrol agent Lonnie Swartz not guilty of second-degree murder in a fatal through-the-fence shooting of a teenager from Mexico, but they deadlocked on a lesser charge of manslaughter."
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Boys injured by an airstrike on a wedding in the isolated village of Hajjah, Yemen, at a hospital on Monday. (photo: Reuters)
Boys injured by an airstrike on a wedding in the isolated village of Hajjah, Yemen, at a hospital on Monday. (photo: Reuters)

No End in Sight for US-Backed Yemen War as Airstrike Kills at Least 20, Including Bride and Children, at Wedding
Shireen Al-Adeimi, Democracy Now!
Al-Adeimi writes: "At least 20 people died Sunday when a Saudi-led coalition airstrike hit a wedding party in northern Yemen. Most of the dead were reportedly women and children who were gathered in one of the wedding party tents."
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Roundup by Monsanto. (photo: Getty Images)
Roundup by Monsanto. (photo: Getty Images)

How Agro-Chemical Giant Monsanto Has Been Destroying Environment, Human Lives for Decades
teleSUR
Excerpt: "In 1995, the United States Environmental Protection Agency, EPA, listed Monsanto among the top 5 lethal corporations dumping toxic waste, as it was recorded dumping nearly 37 million tons of toxic waste, through air, water, and land."
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