Andy Borowitz | Scientists Baffled by McConnell and Ryan's Ability to Stand Upright Without Spines
01 April 18 PM It's Live on the HomePage Now: Reader Supported News Andy Borowitz | Scientists Baffled by McConnell and Ryan's Ability to Stand Upright Without Spines Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker Borowitz writes: "Calling it a 'medical mystery of the first order,' scientists are baffled by the ability of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker Paul Ryan to stand upright without the benefit of spines." READ MORE Andrew Cuomo. (photo: Local 1056) New York Passes Bill to Strip All Guns From Domestic Abusers Benjamin Hart, New York Magazine Hart writes: "On Saturday, New York passed a law requiring that domestic abusers must turn over all guns to the state, not just handguns, as previously stipulated. The provision sailed through the state assembly and Senate before being signed by Governor Andrew Cuomo." READ MORE Then-Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin speaks at a news conference in Washington on...