RSN: Andy Borowitz | NFL Adds First Amendment to List of Banned Substances
24 May 18 It's Live on the HomePage Now: Reader Supported News SERIOUS, URGENT PROBLEM. FOR REAL. RIGHT NOW. These fundraising results are the worst we have ever seen. Regardless of what we do, we cannot simulate a good day of fundraising. The budget is the budget. It takes what it takes to run the organization. We have cut everything we can cut. We have to raise this money now. Who out there can donate? / Marc Ash, Founder Reader Supported News Sure, I'll make a donation! Andy Borowitz | NFL Adds First Amendment to List of Banned Substances Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker Borowitz writes: "The National Football League has expanded its list of banned substances to include the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, the league confirmed on Wednesday." READ MORE Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un. (photo: Getty) Trump Pulls Out of Summit With North Korea's Kim Jong-un Al Jazeera Excerpt: "US President Donald Trump has announced he w...