Andy Borowitz | Millions of Americans Demand $130,000 for Not Having Sex With Trump
18 February 18 PM It's Live on the HomePage Now: Reader Supported News WE HAVE TO GET MORE OF YOU TO HELP - Fighting tooth and nail for 30-40 donations a day during a fundraising drive is a killer. We literally have 1000 times that many readers. So sure, we can absolutely do better. Without a doubt. Remember that our “average” donation is $30. Not huge by any means. Seriously consider joining those who sustain and make possible Reader Supported News. / Marc Ash, Founder Reader Supported News Sure, I'll make a donation! Andy Borowitz | Millions of Americans Demand $130,000 for Not Having Sex With Trump Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker Borowitz writes: "Millions of Americans on Wednesday demanded that Donald J. Trump's personal lawyer, Michael D. Cohen, issue them checks in the amount of $130,000 for not having sex with Trump." READ MORE On Friday Robert Mueller charged 13 Russian nationals and 3 Russian entities with interfering in the 2016 U...