[Satire] Trump Expects An Exoneration Letter From Santa, While His Big Fat Gifts For The Middle Class Are A.....
Trump has been privately telling people close to him that he expects an exoneration letter from Santa Claus for Christmas. While acknowledging that he has not been nice even one time since he began running for office, Trump claims there is no evidence, no evidence (see, he said it twice in a row) that he has been naughty either. "Yeah, sure I pout a lot, sad, and all I do is cry about how unfairly I'm being treated, sad. But when Santa looks at all the things that don't exist that I'm telling him to look at, my lawyers tell me my exoneration letter is already on the sled, if not in the mail," Trump said. Trump pointed to all the tiny gifts for the middle class in his tax bill, that will be taken back the instant the deficit goes up, as proof that he can play Santa too, albeit in a reneging manner like all the rest of his campaign promises. But he vowed to file a lawsuit against Santa if St. Nick didn'