Andy Borowitz | Trump Hides Under Desk After Diet Coke Can Opens Loudly
27 February 18 PM It's Live on the HomePage Now: Reader Supported News WHATEVER YOU CAN AFFORD, WE NEED YOU NOW - This is a pitched battle to end the February fundraiser. We are calling on - all - of those who support what we do to come through now with what “you can afford.” Time is of the essence. In solidarity. / Marc Ash, Founder Reader Supported News Sure, I'll make a donation! Andy Borowitz | Trump Hides Under Desk After Diet Coke Can Opens Loudly Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker Borowitz writes: "In a moment of high drama at the White House on Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump dove under his desk after a can of Diet Coke opened with an unexpectedly loud sound." READ MORE Immigrants, suspected of being in the U.S. illegally, are transferred to be processed at the Tucson Sector of the U.S. Customs and Border Protection headquarters in Arizona in 2016. (photo: Ross D. Franklin/AP) Supreme Court Ruling Means Immigrants Could Continue to Be Detain...