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Andy Borowitz | Trump’s Slurred Speech Tied to Low Battery in Putin’s Remote 
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Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker 
Borowitz writes: "Donald J.Trump slurred his speech during his announcement about Jerusalem on Wednesday because of 'low-battery issues' with Vladimir Putin’s remote, the White House said on Friday." 
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Email Shows Effort to Give Trump Campaign WikiLeaks Documents 
Manu Raju and Jeremy Herb, CNN 
Excerpt: "Candidate Donald Trump, his son Donald Trump Jr. and others in the Trump Organization received an email in September 2016 offering a decryption key and website address for hacked WikiLeaks documents, according to an email provided to congressional investigators." 
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Trump’s Richest Friends Are Asking for Changes to the GOP Tax Plan, and He’s Listening 
Damian Paletta and Josh Dawsey, The Washington Post 
Excerpt: "Some of President Trump’s wealthiest New York friends have launched a last-minute campaign to pressure him for changes to the GOP tax bill, telling the president personally that the current plan would drive up their taxes and hurt his home state." 
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John Lewis Is Boycotting Trump’s Visit to the Mississippi Civil Rights Museum Opening 
Monique Judge, The Root 
Judge writes: "Reps. John Lewis (D-Ga.) and Bennie Thompson (D-Miss.) announced Thursday that they will be skipping Saturday’s opening of the Mississippi Civil Rights Museum in Jackson because Donald Trump will be in attendance—something they consider to be “an insult” to the black heroes commemorated there." 
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The Feminist Case For Single Payer 
Natalie Shure, Jacobin 
Shure writes: "It's time to take health care away from the power of bosses and spouses." 
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Jimmy Carter Warns Trump: Jerusalem Decision Could Jeopardize 'Any Prospect for Peace' 
Rebecca Savransky, The Hill 
Savransky writes: "Former President Jimmy Carter said Thursday that President Trump's decision to recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital 'exacerbates tensions' and 'jeopardizes any prospect for peace' in the Middle East." 
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Lawsuit Launched Against Trump EPA for Approving Fracking Waste Dumping Into Gulf of Mexico 
Center for Biological Diversity 
Excerpt: "The Center for Biological Diversity filed on Thursday a formal notice of intent to sue the Trump administration for allowing oil companies to dump waste from fracking and drilling into the Gulf of Mexico without evaluating the dangers to sea turtles, whales or other imperiled marine life." 
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