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Andy Borowitz | Mueller Says That Until Yesterday He Had Almost Forgotten to Investigate Giuliani 
Special Counsel Robert Mueller.(photo: Getty)
Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker
Borowitz writes: "The independent counsel, Robert Mueller, told reporters that, prior to news reports on Thursday, he had 'almost forgotten' to investigate the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani."
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President Trump and Vladimir Putin. (photo: Getty)
President Trump and Vladimir Putin. (photo: Getty)

Democratic Party Sues Trump, Russia, WikiLeaks Over 2016 Email Hack
Alex Seitz-Wald, NBC News
Seitz-Wald writes: "The new civil suit, which is unrelated to Robert Mueller's probe, takes a page from the DNC's response to the Watergate break-in."
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Senator Bernie Sanders. (photo: Win McNamee/Getty)
Senator Bernie Sanders. (photo: Win McNamee/Getty)

Bernie Sanders Backs Bill to Punish States With Harsh Marijuana Laws
Benjamin Fearnow, Newsweek
Fearnow writes: "Bernie Sanders is the latest senator to sign on to a bill that would remove marijuana from the Controlled Substances Act and punish states that continue criminalizing weed."
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JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon. (photo: Getty)
JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon. (photo: Getty)

The Big Banks Just Got an Obscene Reward for All the Lobbying They Do
Libby Watson, Splinter
Watson writes: "The Associated Press reported this morning that the nation's six biggest Wall Street banks got a honking great $3.6 billion tax cut from the Republican tax bill, which will raise taxes on Americans earning less than $75,000 by 2027."
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Central American refugees eat breakfast in Tijuana, Mexico. (photo: Guillermo Arias/Getty)
Central American refugees eat breakfast in Tijuana, Mexico. (photo: Guillermo Arias/Ge

After 50 Asylum Seekers Reach Border, Several Illegally Turned Away
D. Parvaz, ThinkProgress
Parvaz writes: "Of the roughly 1,500 asylum seekers who set off toward the U.S. border last month in the so-called 'migrant caravan,' some 50 have reached the border, and, according to immigrant rights group Pueblo Sin Fronteras, some are being illegally turned away."
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Palestinian medics evacuate a wounded youth during clashes with Israeli troops along Gaza's border with Israel, east of Khan Younis, Gaza Strip, Friday, April 20, 2018. (photo: Adel Hana/AP)
Palestinian medics evacuate a wounded youth during clashes with Israeli troops along Gaza's border with Israel, east of Khan Younis, Gaza Strip, Friday, April 20, 2018. (photo: Adel Hana/AP)

Palestinians Report Four Killed, 156 Wounded by Israeli Fire in Fourth Friday of Gaza Protests
Yaniv Kubovich and Jack Khoury, Haaretz
Excerpt: "The Health Ministry in Gaza reported that four Palestinians were killed and 156 wounded by Israeli live fire on Friday as thousands of Gazans protested along the border in the fourth consecutive week of the 'March of Return.'"
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Kaden Sefcovic, 8, flying his Green Lantern kite near Argo Park in Denver's Globeville neighborhood, March 27, 2017. (photo: Joe Amon/The Denver Post)
Kaden Sefcovic, 8, flying his Green Lantern kite near Argo Park in Denver's Globeville neighborhood, March 27, 2017. (photo: Joe Amon/The Denver Post)

Suncor Oil Refinery Spews 8.5 Tons a Year of Cyanide Gas Over Low-Income North Denver Neighborhoods, State Records Show
Bruce Finley, The Denver Post
Finley writes: "Suncor Energy's oil refinery is spewing 8.5 tons a year of invisible hydrogen cyanide gas over low-income north Denver neighborhoods, state records show."
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