Andy Borowitz | "Fox & Friends" Putting Finishing Touches on Trump's State of the Union Address




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Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker 
Borowitz writes: "With just one day until Donald J. Trump's first State of the Union address, the cast of 'Fox and Friends' is working furiously on the final draft of the speech, members confirmed today." 
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