Andy Borowitz | Devastated Roy Moore Consoles Himself by Heading to Mall

13 December 17 PM It's Live on the HomePage Now:  Reader Supported News SLOW DOWN, PAY A LITTLE ATTENTION TO FUNDING: We have way more potential donors than we need, it's not even close. Really it's not even the money people don't want to give, it's the time it takes to get involved. Reader Supported News - is - community involvement. / Marc Ash - Founder, Reader Supported News Sure, I'll make a donation! Andy Borowitz | Devastated Roy Moore Consoles Himself by Heading to Mall    Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker  Borowitz writes: "Moments after his stunning defeat in Alabama's special U.S. Senate election, the Republican candidate, Roy Moore, told reporters that he was planning to cheer himself up by 'heading to the mall.'"  READ MORE FCC Set to Roll Back Digital Civil Rights With Thursday's Vote to Repeal Net Neutrality  Democracy Now!  Excerpt: "The FCC, on Thursday, is going to overturn the 2015 net neutrality rules that so many of us worked so hard to get passed. Those rules prevented ISPs, internet service providers, like Comcast and AT&T, as you mentioned in your intro, from blocking websites, from creating a pay-for-play system."  READ MORE Jason Kander Explains Why Mitch McConnell Must Immediately Seat Doug Jones  Zack Ford, ThinkProgress  Ford writes: "If Republican lawmakers try to force through the tax cut bill without letting Jones have a say, they will be diverging from a tradition of respecting the results of elections - and their own rhetoric after Republican victories in special elections."  READ MORE Minnesota Lt. Governor Tina Smith Will Replace Al Franken in US Senate  Camila Domonoske, NPR  Domonoske writes: "Smith, a Democrat, will serve until January 2019. She also plans to run in a special election next year to serve out the entirety of Franken's term, which ends in 2020."  READ MORE Mueller's Boss Pledges to Protect Russia Probe Against GOP  Spencer Ackerman, The Daily Beast  Ackerman writes: "The deputy attorney general overseeing the investigation fended off GOP attacks during a House hearing on Wednesday that teed off on reassigned FBI's agent anti-Trump texts."  READ MORE Trump's Jerusalem Move Reignites Palestinian Cause  Saba Aziz, Al Jazeera  Aziz writes: "US President Donald Trump's decision to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel and move the US embassy to the city from Tel Aviv has reignited the Palestinian cause, according to analysts."  READ MORE Atlantic Coast Pipeline Opponents Down but Not Out After Conditional Approval  Climate Nexus  Excerpt: "A Virginia panel of regulators granted a conditional approval for a controversial gas pipeline Tuesday, saying that more information on environmental impact is needed before the project can proceed."  READ MORE Contribute to RSN Become a Fan of RSN on Facebook and Twitter Update My Monthly Donation