[Satire] Trump Expects An Exoneration Letter From Santa, While His Big Fat Gifts For The Middle Class Are A.....
Trump has been privately telling people close to him that he expects
an exoneration letter from Santa Claus for Christmas.
While acknowledging that he has not been nice even one time since he
began running for office, Trump claims there is no evidence, no
evidence (see, he said it twice in a row) that he has been naughty
either.
"Yeah, sure I pout a lot, sad, and all I do is cry about how unfairly
I'm being treated, sad. But when Santa looks at all the things that
don't exist that I'm telling him to look at, my lawyers tell me my
exoneration letter is already on the sled, if not in the mail," Trump
said.
Trump pointed to all the tiny gifts for the middle class in his tax
bill, that will be taken back the instant the deficit goes up, as
proof that he can play Santa too, albeit in a reneging manner like
all the rest of his campaign promises. But he vowed to file a lawsuit
against Santa if St. Nick didn't come through with his expected
exoneration letter.
In the meantime, Robert Mueller isn't doing a lot of talking. But a
coal dealer reported a large purchase order for lumps of black
stocking stuffers by the Special Counsel's office.
-- END SATIRE SECTION --
Hope you at least got a chuckle out of the above. But seriously,
please call your members of Congress now and CONTINUE to speak out
about the dreadful Republican tax swindle.
Congressional Switchboard: 202-224-3121
Let it not be said that we did not speak out against this legislative
atrocity, regardless of the result.
It may well be that the Republicans are too corrupt not to hastily
jam through the most unpopular tax bill ever, over the voices of the
vast majority of their citizens, and without even a semblance of due
consideration or real debate. But we will never stop calling them
out, including and especially in the next election.
Right up front in the grandstanding hall of shame is Senator Marco
Rubio, who made a big show on TV of demanding an extra crumb for the
middle class in the form of a modest child tax credit, even as they
refuse to fund the Children's Health Insurance Program (CHIP), which
has lapsed while they've been consumed conspiring to cut taxes for
the rich. Like, oh sure, Rubio's fighting for the middle class with
his tax credit increase demand.
If he was actually fighting for the middle class, Rubio would demand
that it be permanent, like all the huge gifts in the goodie bag for
the rich and for big corporations. Instead, Republican smiley faced
automatons are out there lying through their teeth, trying to sooth
us that there really will be no problem about extending all these
temporary inducements to complacency for the middle class, if
necessary after 2025.
Except that, Paul Ryan is already talking about drastically slashing
Medicare, Social Security and Medicaid THIS coming year because of
escalating budget deficits. If there was any sincerity about giving
the middle class a break in the future, he would not be talking that
way now.
It all just an unbelievable scam, only temporary small concessions
for those not rich, with thick ropes attached to yank them back
again, the instant their rosy pie in the sky estimates fall flat, as
all reputable economists are predicting they will. Corporate kingpins
have already told us they will just use their new tax cut windfall to
enlarge their monopolies, NOT to create American jobs, good paying or
otherwise.
And a close second to Rubio in the let them eat the cake he took
department is outgoing (so he can still run for guess what later)
Senator Bob Corker, who self-righteously swore up and down he would
not vote for a bill that added even a penny to the debt, and now has
done a full about face reversal for a bill that is even worse than
the one he already voted against. Except we come to find out there is
a special tax break payoff for him personally, slipped into it at the
last minute.
What Rubio and Corker share in common, besides their breathtakingly
hypocritical corruption, is a transparently burning ambition to run
for president in the next possible cycle. Hence the faux public
display of responsibility and concern for the middle class, while in
the end finding a pretext not to offend the rich donor class they
will need to fund their White House dreams. Call them now and tell
them to fugedaboudit.
Still time to request a bunch of Trump resistance demonstration gifts
for pre-holiday delivery for your friends and family. We'll be making
a first class run to the post office every day this week.
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And one last footnote on the stampede to sack Senator Al Franken. We
now are hearing that a number of Democratic senators, who were so
quick to condemn Franken, are privately expressing regrets to him
personally about their rush to the kangaroo court. BUT, except for
Senator Leahy, and Senator Manchin (who was not a party to the
original crucifixion), they won't say anything like that publicly
even now.
And now we find out that at least some of the women who made the
accusations that supposedly tipped the thumb laden scales were put up
to it by . . . wait for it . . . Roger Stone, one of the original
dirty tricksters.
We'll say it again. Franken deserved a fair Ethics Committee hearing.
We are seriously thinking of doing a petition to demand just that.
Some of you are already asking for it. Tell us what you think.
This was not zero tolerance for sexual harassment, as certain back
climbing other presidential hopefuls have declared. This was zero
tolerance for truth, zero tolerance for due process, zero tolerance
for real courage.
Because for most of the Democrats, if the yellow streak down their
backs was any wider you could dance all the way to Oz on it.
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